Turd Bugular

A "Turd Bugular is a person who breaks into someone eles home and breaks or steals all of their shit and procedes to do the person in the ass after he does this and then leaves once he is done with the but rapping.

Someon brok into Bob's house and stole everything he had and before leaving was dond in the ass. True story

by Gan May 17, 2003

turd fuck

too shove shit in a women's pussy, and then fuck her

i love turd fucks

by stefleta September 5, 2003

Turd-Slurpee

A slurpee made of shit. High in fiber

yeah, lemme get a snickers and a turd-slurpee. Kingsize

by Anhedoniac November 22, 2003

turd ring

The sphincter muscle of the human anatomy.
Commonly referred to as "the ass-hole"

"Hey darling, tonight im gonna give your 'turd ring' a good
stretching with my dick."

by bgdeee December 31, 2007

Hitler Turd

A dude who dresses, looks, talks, or acts like Hitler. He usually smells like sour kraut or feline semen.

Bob: Dude, you're a Hitler Turd.

Adolf: ESSEN DIE JUDE!!!!!! (eat the jews)

Bob: ...faggot

by elephantscrotum August 17, 2011

Turd programmer

Someone who potty trains or teaches animals, children or adults how to use the bathroom.

That dog has been poopin' all over the house! Dammit, Mable, call in a turd programmer!

by DoctorShockwave January 25, 2009

Turd skank

The worse kind of skank there is. They are so skanky they smell like a shit.

She's suck a turd skank.

by Judge dredd7 June 22, 2011