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triple buypass

Refers to a medical procedure of "rerouting da circuitry" within da body of an individual who has a compulsive-shopping problem so dat he is able to ignore his inherent urges and proceed on ahead wif his life on three occasions where he might otherwise be tempted to spend money unwisely.
If a person truly and strongly desires to live a prudent and frugal existence, actual bodily-rearrangements might not be necessary to achieve said healthy state --- simple hypnosis has been a proven way to accomplish a "triple buypass", and in every possible sense of da term, too: i.e., after said non-invasive mindset-improving treatment, da formerly-spendthrift individual may thrice be able to either "buypass" (i.e., take a different travel-route and thus go sailing on "by" da money-spending opportunity without ever coming very near it) said unwise-purchasing occasion, "pass" on "buying" (i.e., "just say no" to an unwise expenditure, just like with drugs or alcohol), and/or "pass by" (i.e., approach da locale of said foolhardy-investment temptation but just keep on a-truckin') said cash-wasting possibility without even slowing down or turning his head to look.
by QuacksO August 15, 2025
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Triple B

Hey babe can I get a triple b tonight?
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Triple Distilled

The combined effects of nicotine, weed, and alcohol. A state where you either feel at peace or extremely on edge.
“I just hit the joint after taking a shot and ripping the vape, it has me feeling triple distilled.”
by myfinalmsg August 16, 2025
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Triple Five Group

A Ghermezian group that goes around taking JML loans and failing to pay them back. Meanwhile starting large construction projects resulting in the destruction of the Everglades.
You seen Jacob? Yea he just Triple Five Groupe $90Mil.
by skizimus September 16, 2022
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Triple Jerks

Triple Jerks is a aggressive people who joins up to bully, being a jerk, or in any rude ways of anger.
Woah, hold your balls, Triple Jerks. You need to calm shit down.
by Hmmm... Discord? January 6, 2019
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Triple B

The act of releasing your Balls Bladder Bow one after another, and feeling on-top of the world, a feeling only a real man knows
Clap cheeks, don’t dribble, Paint a Brown wiggle - Triple B BayBe
by Three amigos, easy claps October 7, 2021
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Triple holer

A very skillful sex act that involves rubbing a woman’s clit, fingering her vagina, and licking her ass all at once.
Jake was so proud of his Saturday night performance, he texted me, ‘I pulled off the triple holer — she didn’t know whether to moan, melt, or marry me.’
by DerangedPhilosopher July 6, 2025
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