Team Edward

One who stays true to Edward Cullen. Even after seeing New Moon with Taylor Lautner... yum. Being committed to Edward Cullen.

Girl 1: So Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Girl 2: Edward of course. What about you?
Girl 1: Well I kind of like both...
Girl 2 : Your not a true Edward fan.

by TheRealTeamEdward January 5, 2010

on the other team

sugar in the tank fagget Queer

He girl you don't stand a chance because he is on the other team.

by Jan Lebesque May 4, 2006

Team Player

A Team Player is an individual who is not selfish when it comes to achieving a team goal, such as banging the cute girl at the wedding. He will also "take one for the team." E.g. banging the hot chick's friend who is a grenade just so his teammate closes. A Team Player partakes in traditional events such as eating crabcakes and baba-ganoush. He is also a master of the motorboat and a magician when is come to the fake chow . They also love and live by the movie Wedding Crashers.

Hey man i need you to be a Team Player and take my date's cockblocking grenade off my hands.

Bro way not to be a Team Player and take the chubby one for the night, we all could of gotten laid.

DUDE! way to be a Team Player and come through with these sluts

by Roger Ganoush March 18, 2011

team no sleep

a term used in lakeland, fl usa that refers to a group of people being up for days or weeks at a time from using meth

man we been up for 5 days....GO TEAM NO SLEEP!

by mills5150 May 30, 2013

Columbus football team

a football team that will talk shit about other schools football teams and lose against them and will fight them when they loose for “starting beef” even though they started it

columbus football team: wow la grange sucks ass, they aren’t good they finna catch this L
la grange football team: *wins football game*
columbus football team: starts fight at end of game

by Holly Hills September 28, 2018

Pittsburgh Sports team conspiracy

A behind-the-door deal in which Pittsburgh Sports team will win a few Championships here and there in exchange for having a really shitty baseball team. Usually their championship win are fluke wins.

This can easily be explained.

Pittsburgh Pirates- 18 years on losing season
Pittsburgh Penguns- 2009 Stanley Cup Champions
Pittsburgh Steelers- Superbowl XL and XLIII Champions

Philadelphia Sports team fan 1 : What the hell is up with this Pittsburgh Sports team conspiracy? So unfair.

Philadelphia Sports team fan 2 : I guess we have the exact oppisite; A football team that is always close, a hockey team that is always close, and a sick ass baseball team.

by Eagles 2011 SB Champs December 14, 2010

New Canaan Girls Swim Team

its time to face facts ladies (and i use that term loosely). you have lost to the lady warriors a myriad of times. you will not beat them any time soon either even with your divers. the lady warriors have pwned and will continue pwning you. deal. it's a fact of life.

-does the new canaan girls swim team suck?
--Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
...thats what i thought

by WHSST May 7, 2005