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Toilet paper

When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper
Only the smooth cotton clouds of toilet paper can soothe this bleeding anus.
by T Smitty 208 March 18, 2020
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toilet load

1. the result after eating an extremely large meal

2. something that is clearly untrue; a crock of shit
"Man, I just ate 5 burritos at Taco Bell. That's gonna be a toilet load."

"This guy told me he was going to pay me 10 dollars an hour, but he only gave me 7. This is nothing but a toilet load."
crock of shit
bullshit
by mindtank January 12, 2015
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Skibidi Toilet Kid

A child, typically under the age of 10, who is absolutely obsessed with Skibidi Toilet. This can be seen as the early stages of a child being afflicted with Skibidi Toilet Syndrome.
Guy 1: Bro, your brother is always on that fucking iPad watching Skibidi toilet.

Guy 2: Pretty sure he’s a fucking Skibidi toilet kid.

Guy 1: Oof. Sorry for your loss, dude.
mugGet the Skibidi Toilet Kidmug.

Toilet Mace

Spray to mask the smell of the tooket
I sprayed the toilet mace to mask the smell of that poop
by Krazypeanut October 6, 2023
mugGet the Toilet Macemug.

Toilet-roulette

A game that you many times are forced to play when visiting certain institutions and public places.

Takes place whenever you're in the need of toilet facilities and are
a) entering a booth or
b) raising a toilet seat cover.

You loose in toilet-roulette if the toilet is blocked and full of yuk.

The chances for loosing in toilet-roulette are usually lower in the morning, and increases for every opening hour. In extreme cases the odds for loosing are above 9/10.
A: Hey girl. You'll keep the table for us, while I'm getting some lunch?
B: Agh. Fuck it. You can have my lunch bag. I was suppose to take a quick wee before I met you, but lost toilet-roulette 7 times, and now I'm too disgraced to eat my lunch.
by CBS-student for better toilets December 7, 2011
mugGet the Toilet-roulettemug.

backpack toilet paper

a derogatory term used when someone intends to inflict pain upon someone else.
you didn't just steal my sh*t! you backpack toilet paper!
by yessireeeeee October 21, 2013
mugGet the backpack toilet papermug.

bubbling toilet

A rare phenomenon that occurs when you take a stool softener and a laxative at the same time turning your fecal matter into lava
Bro I just took a laxative and a stool softener and now there is a bubbling toilet bowl n the bath room
by Blackhammer1992 October 29, 2017
mugGet the bubbling toiletmug.

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