racist nerds

Social underdogs who may not get any booty, but still consider themselves superior to other races.

Racist nerds blow chances to lose their viginity by incessantly rebuking a black Johnny Storm while on blind dates.

by KeepItOneMillion April 12, 2016

uber nerd

A person who is constantly on the internet and refuses to leave their computer.

Why can't you get off the internet for one minute, your such an uber nerd.

by urbanwordhunter April 10, 2010

meat nerd

Someone who loves dicks and is infatuated with every fact about them and can’t stop thinking about them.

I’m tired of Tommy staring at my package! He’s such a meat nerd!

by Butcherboy USA October 29, 2021

Nerd-glow

(n) The faint to bright, shade-changing glow that is cast upon a person who is using a computer in the dark, typically associated with computer 'nerds'.

John: "Jim, can you turn down the brightness on that screen? The nerd-glow is disrupting our movie."

Jim: "Hold on, I almost beat this level"

by Neil@RateSavvy February 18, 2011

Baby nerd

A baby nerd is someone who cries and doesn't tell you why (probably because it's stupid).

He probably wears glasses and plays mind craft on his free time.

Ray is a baby nerd .

by Lynae17 June 20, 2016

nerd nipples

Nerd nipples are when someone's nipples are as small as nerds candy.

Bitch you got nerd nipples, they're so bite size I can eat them up like nerds candy.

by BrowneyePinkstink December 19, 2015

nerd fit

A nerdtastic tantrum induced by either accumulation of nerdy goods (a.k.a. green laser pointer modded to 100 mW, an original press of The Silmarillion, a PS3 in 2006, etc.) or by destruction of the goods thereof.

If not attended to, a cascade of nerd fits may turn into nerd rage at which point immediate assistance is required to prevent nerd coma or a domino effect which could destroy further items or persons triggering additional nerd fits, yada yada yada.

Worker from Game Stop bound for nerdatory: Hello! As our one hundredth buyer of the PS3 you have been chosen to receive an uber spy kit! This will include spycam/mp3 matrix looking sunglasses, a book vault, night vision binoculars, a mithril vest, a complete collectors addition of Metal Gear Solid, Spycraft, and EverQuest.

Buyer bound for nerd fit: *Giggles* *Squeals* *Left Eye Twitches* *Falls on the floor while snorting and squealing battle cries in prepubescent voice* *Seizures while ululating jubilantly in mythical tongue*

by Liska Kiska August 7, 2011