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Jordan Gellert

That is Jordan Gellert a man which all men should aspire to be.
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Jordan

Sexy handsome perfect good smelling sweet kind dominant smart a literal genius creative girlfriend obsessed amazing good music taster gangster Toronto manz real badmanz good in bed protective strong
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Jordan girls can be 2 faced. They will fake friend you and act like your the whole world to them. They are homophobic but act like they are gay 247. They are rude and not worth your time. They will be super nice in the begging but once you "do something wrong" they will forget all about you and then just act like you don't even exist.
Bro jordan is so rude
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The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go.
"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan."
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Jordan

The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go.
"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan, right?"
by namezsayz May 8, 2023
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Jordan

The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go. Expect him to cross your mind for a long, long time.
"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan, right?"
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AIR JORDAN VUN

A people who usually go by the name of Jordan and they love suckin on Schawarma all over Australia. THey are of lebonese decent and think they are top shit because they bought a sports car on 100% finance.
I hate that cunt Jordan, Lets call him Air Jordan Vun cuz hes a lil lebo fucker. No racism allowed tho.
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