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Vinay: This man is smoking google right now!
Ben: What does that even mean?
Vinay: Take a look at this guy, doesn't even know what smoking google means ong!
by vinaysmells April 4, 2022
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Doomsday-Google

A term used to define any activity, subject, methods, behaviors, or beliefs that may help you handle a by possible thought-up scenario.

A paranoid state of surfing where the user looks to actual possibilities and events and uses illegal drugs or mental disorder to reach satisfaction in solving all unplayable possibilities, before your head makes them again.

Tweak-google.

Geek-google
He went to doomsday-google the company if every shoemaker in her closet, bc they were names she said more than his, and his Ice was top-shelf.

He doomsday-Google's the rubber gloves to determine bulk 10k. Durable, versus 12k standard, to see how many he can afford to fit into as much space as possible, without overspending incase more are needed
by Odumb-Ess January 2, 2017
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Google

Verb. When a computer does the thinking, so the human doesn't have to.
WTF, you stupid GPS! Just fucking google , it's your only job.
by PhaedrusTheGreek July 15, 2016
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Google

google is a search engine which is used to watch porn.
dude1: hey dude i just used Google.
dude2: you meen you watched porn,
by martian 101 June 29, 2016
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google problem

An unflattering Google search result when one's name is used.
Coined by Jon Stewart of the "Daily Show", when referring to former conservative Republican Senator from PA, and Presidential hopeful, Rick Santorum and the definition that appears in the #2 spot of a Google search entering his name. Google Santorum, or use the Urban Dictionary, undoubtedly this could cause embarrassment when prospective voters research his name.
If I had, " The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex ", associated with my name, that would be a Google problem.
by vladdycat June 7, 2011
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Googl/Googol

A Googol or Megagoogol is one of the LARGEST NUMBERS IN THE Word. Compared to your Dick,its 5 CENTIFAMILACODOERASEXTILLION BIGGER TO YOUR 1 METER PENIS
"In 2007, scientist speculated there will 10 Googl/Googol People in the 9054's if we Live on another planet!
by OTNDGuy1444 October 20, 2022
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Googles Karma

The act of having a argument about something being more or less right than the other so you google it and you were right
Friend: Did you know Mcdonalds is better than wendy's?
You: No mcdonalds SUCKS
Friend: Im sorry what did you just say?
You: i said mcdonald's sucks!!
Friend: Well at least mcdonalds has real meat and unrefrigerated

You: Ok i'll google it
You: *Shows that i'm right*

Friend: Thats fake
You: Stop denying it thats just googles karma
by MotherEureka July 22, 2019
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