Stina Marie Shuffle

A method of shuffling cards, origination unknown, but popularized in Michigan and Virginia, USA. The method consists of throwing a deck (or more, in multi - deck circumstances) on the table face down and then mixing them up by moving them around the table and each other haphazardly. It is said (although not validated) that this method of shuffling mixes cards up more thoroughly than with a standard shuffle. There is no correlation between use of the method and achieving success in card games.

If you don’t own a card shuffler, sometimes a Stina Marie shuffle is the best way to shuffle 4 decks of cards for a hand of canasta.

by Pignut26 February 26, 2024

Our perpetually suffering scapegoat

Oh? There are open-air prisons all over the place but the big mean violent (and often intolerant) people are making it hard for them to not imprison them. Welp... I guess no one gets to complain about their perfectly externally (and only externally) fixable problem now... Or ever... Forever!

Hym "And as long as we have our perpetually suffering scapegoat we get to say 'Well, yeah, that's happening and, yeah, I don't want it to happen to me but... Look at Jesus over there... See? I'm that's way worse right? So, I gUeSs We CaN't Do AnYtHiNg AbOuT iT,, Right Cody Johnston? (I forgot a coma on the last one so I added 2 this time)"

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024

Cape Town shuffle

Is once a man get naked you leave your socks on and proceeded to rub your feet in on a carpet for an extended amount of time and gather enough static electricity on one’s self, then you go to insert your penis into your partners vagina creating a painful yet enjoyable static discharge inside of them making it pretty electrifying.

Charlie really cooked my vagina last night with that Cape Town shuffle last night . I might buy him some new socks as he wore a hole in the last pair causing a grounding issue.

by The Cape Town shuffle May 3, 2024

The Colombian Shuffle

Changing holes back and forth between the pink and the stink- and repeating excessively without washing or breaks in between the change up.

Famously attributed as the minimum standard wildness that a Colombian workin' girl can provide.

I want to give you the Colombian Shuffle.

by Escort Services Rock May 28, 2024

Watch me suffer

You're the one who got gang raped by fat cocks. You'd think you'd be on my side.

Hym "Well, you want to watch me suffer but that is NOT what Jesus told you to do. Is it? Bad girl. 20 lashes in my studio apartment."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2024

I wAnT tHeM tO sUfFeR

I won't do it alone.

A Retard "I wAnT tHeM tO sUfFeR!!! My DaUgHtEr'S nOt A sLuT!"

Hym "Suchir Balaji's family will be doing it with me. I'm glad you brought this up. How many innocent people suffer with me? You don't care. You just demand sympathy for your kids and THIS is exactly why you don't deserve it. Which one of you is going to be the next Suchir? I won't suffer alone. It'll you and your the second family the second I get the upper hand OR it'll be the family of the kid who pays the price for WHAT you are doing. And all the while your kids are going to be getting fucked and slaughtered. You're going to be hanging yourself. Like Suchir. But you know what you COULD do? Instead of killing yourself? You could always take it out on the breeder filth how make the world this way. You'd be doing me and yourself a favor. You'd make the world a better place."

by Hym Iam February 9, 2025

Corner Store shuffle

Basically chill on the corner play cards and get some business done.

Thing 1: What you doing?
Thing 2: The usual Corner Store shuffle Thing I always do to get business done.
Thing They are going to get you on loitering you know.

by T.h.o.t Conscience 1185 again June 1, 2025