Spiderman webshooter

A dumbass thing to tell a girl who’s interested in you. Literally the fastest way to fucking repel a girl.

Person 1: Hey whatchu doing?
Person 2: Making a Spiderman webshooter.
Person 1: *Lags for 3 years

by thanos694204996 November 22, 2021

Spider

Fuzzy Bois that jus need a little love (especially tarantulas).

Look, a very cute spider!

by Turtle hive mind November 25, 2021

Spider-Man

That guy from Fortnite

You wanna watch No-Way-Home it has the guy from Fortnite in it, Spider-Man

by Your girlfriend’s husband January 13, 2022

Spider

Gay

Gay Spider

by anonymous January 13, 2022

Spider Bub

when your bubby has her feet on the wall because she’s too hot and becomes spider bub.

Spider bub, spider bub, does whatever a spider bub does, can she swing from a web? No she can’t because she’s a spider bub

by bubbeyyyy January 17, 2022

spider bread

The NFT market's only hope to truly have a purpose on the internet lies with this image.

I just scrolled past Spider Bread on OpenSea today. I almost scooped it up.

by neoskee February 2, 2022

Spidermaned

When you are bout to bust a nut an your hitting it from behind so instead of busting on her you bust in your hand an sling it in her face an yell you been spidermaned bitch...

He sling but in my face an hollered I been spidermaned bitch!

by XtraClutch December 8, 2021