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Worker’s Comp Sundae

Instead of receiving financial compensation for a workplace injury, you are given a coupon for a hot fudge brownie sundae. If this is the case, please contact your union immediately.
While carrying heavy boxes, Luke suffered a slipped disc on the job. Joe, his employer, hands him a worker’s comp sundae instead of papers to file for worker’s compensation.
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One not being overly communicative about their sexual activities.
"No one would think you were fucking, you are like taking the lizard out on sundays"
by LizzardWithFatAssCheeks October 31, 2020
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not even in a month of sundays

the phrase not even in a month of sundays means you will never do something, even if it was a month of sundays, which is impossible
John: "What about her?"
Matt: "Not even in a month of Sundays!"
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.9.whether food stamp benefits deposit on sunday depends entirely on the states schedule as stated then determined to their own deposit dates.9.
.9.whether food stamp benefits deposit on sunday depends entirely on the states schedule as stated then determined to their own deposit dates.9.
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You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”
Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”
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.9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.
.9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.
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If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday

An empty threat made in response to perceived asshole-ery, typically via text message.
If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday.
by pettibzb November 23, 2011
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