second

how long you can last in bed

i only lasted a second when fuckin your mom

by momfecker69 October 27, 2022

november second

national you got dumped multiple times day

you: hey boston! remember how lily dumped you

boston: oh it must be November second

by perpeeooooopepeoooo November 2, 2022

3 second rule

Originally used in basketball, often termed as lane violation.

For modern day use, it's for when you drop your food on the ground, but you say " 3 second rule!" as an excuse to say that your food remained clean.

"Yo hand me that juicy barbeque bacon burger"
"There you go bro.. *OH SHIT I DROPPED IT*"
"Pick that shit up, 3 second rule you remember?"

by zackoff3 November 4, 2022

Second Wind

A fart from the other side. Broken wind from the penis

I haven't had second wind in a while

You should get that checked out

by Krag 2 November 29, 2022

Second Wind

A fart from the other side. Broken wind from the penis.

I haven't had second wind in a while

You should get that checked out

by Krag 2 November 29, 2022

Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

Second hand selfkilling

Second hand suicide is wanting to commit suicide but not doing it because your afraid of death mostly because the people they are going to leave behind.
Basically not doing it yourself but hoping it happens

He wants to commit second hand selfkilling

by Keanu B September 24, 2022