Penis Cowboy

Somebody who rides the penis much like a cowboy rides his horse

Wow... look at tim cook... such a penis cowboy.

by TheFridgeMaster November 30, 2009

Penis Escrow

The time period in a new relationship that she is not having sexual relations with you. The duration can vary but usually amounts to three dates. This has been known to make men behave in a manner some other men call “Being a pussy.”

Billy asked his friend “Hey Clause hows that new girl You met from the Halloween party and you doing?, have you banged her yet?”

Clause says “Nah my ninja I’m in penis escrow brah. But I’m taking her out to Dairy Queen next Friday so I’m thinking we gonna get some ivory and bump uglies!”

Billy - Damn bro, you got class!

by Mattroid Prime October 31, 2017

Zach's penis

13 inches in length, this gigantic thing will turn you inside out with no problem. You will barely be able to fit it in your mouth. Get lots of lube before you try this penis.

I could barely take Zach's penis last night! I can barely walk!

by Godofreeee December 10, 2021

Penis Eater

This disease grows inside the hole of the penis, slowly eating away at the penis. This disease comes up after swimming in dirty water

“Jonathan got the penis eater after swimming in your pool 😂”

by Dr. Dis3as3 February 11, 2019

mouth to penis

Giving oral sex via salivating on a males genitals

Girl: hey babe you up for some mouth to penis tonight

by Sas princess August 9, 2015

Reptile Penis

The act of recieving a toothy BJ that results in scar tissue damage, therefore making your penis look scaley and rough.

Dude that blow job that I got from that porker in the bathroom of taco bell gave me reptile penis.

by The flooner August 3, 2017

Penis legs

Penis legs are penis legs. That’s it.

Me: penis legs
Person: wtf does that mean?
Me: idfk

by Penislegs69 September 19, 2020