Perker

Mark Parker, known famously for his bright red cheeks and inability to satisfy girls sexualy.

I shagged Perkers bird again the other night

by Commie March 27, 2003

hootie pucker

a tent like structure with sheer sheets wrapped around it. Generally has chairs in it.

The Farnam House. We hung out in the hootie pucker last night, it was fun.

by Tawanda September 13, 2006

MEAT-PACKER

A Meat-Packer is a young Brazilian boy named Caio.

Caio was called a Meat-Packer after getting caught in Brandons taint hole.

by MeatBoyufgdfs April 21, 2018

Shit packer.

Jeff on alt.battlestar-galactica.

There goes that shit packer pooper chuter Jeff on a rant. He's set himself up for a fall again!

by Wanna e March 22, 2004

cack packer

A homosexual, with reference to the act of sodomy.

Elton John is a cack packer.

by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

peckerwood

A derogatory term used by blacks for white males. The idea being that they don't know how to use their peckers. And that their peckers have as much feeling as a piece of wood. With a connotation that their minds aren't very sensitive either.

Look at the way that peckerwood walks. Huy...mph <Rising tone as said in the movie, Mama's House.

by laughingdragon September 4, 2006

Cat Packer

Some one who packs cats

The packer inserts his packer into the cat, thus becoming the cat packer.

by Equinox August 12, 2004