Toilet paper

Something that no longer exists due to Karens panicking because of their anti-vax kid is going to die, so she's going to make a toilet paper hut for them.

"DAMIT KAREN! MY ANTI-VAX KID NEEDS THIS TOILET PAPER MORE THAN YOU!"

by RylanisSsuperHot March 24, 2020

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Get the Toilet papermug.

Cloak and paper

Slower than a dagger, and even slower than slow cutting.

The girl pretending to be his friend was making cuts between his ribs with paper as the cloak and paper tactics proceeded.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020

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Get the Cloak and papermug.

Filling up the toilet bowl with lots of scrunched up toilet roll as the particuarly troublesome shit you've just had continues to leave smears on every bit you wipe with, therefore making the pan resemble a not so pleasant waste paper basket.

There's no paper in that one mate, I've just had a right sticky one and turned the pan into a monster brown paper basket

by Drexl69 February 14, 2010

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