Bus Wanker

A wanker who likes buses, otherwise known as Kyle Cooke

That Kyle Cooke is such a BUS WANKER

by MyDadsWife October 2, 2017

bus down wind

The term Bus down wind (or Bus DW) is used in the context of surfski downwind events. In a surfski down wind event a group of paddlers gather to paddle/surf down wind from point a to point b. The group is logistically challenged by getting by car to the start of the event (point a) and yet have enough cars waiting at the finish line (point b) to be able to bring at least one driver per car left at point a back to point b. A Bus down wind refers to a logistical set-up of a single paddler down wind event. The paddler drives to point a, drops the surfski, drives to point b, leaves the car, goes back to point a by bus, performs the down wind run to point b, loads the ski on the car and goes back home.

I've planned a bus down wind for tomorrow morning

by Millimetern November 17, 2020

The Bus Theorum

A hypothesis developed by stoners that states: a blunt rolled with a doobie paper around it will be... dope. This is proven fact. It burns smooth and even, holds together and allows for more bud to pack! Hell yeah!

Me: Oh man, you bring those blunts?!
Scientist: Absolutely, rolled with The Bus Theorum, of course.
Me: Spark that shit now!

by uzifan420 November 8, 2019

Bus Syndrome

A disorder that arises in your love life when, after being single or falling from broken relationship to another for a while, multiple good prospects appear on your horizon...
to explain better, finding two people you like in a short space of time...

Dude 1: man, this situation with Lauren and Jane is showing signs of Bus Syndrome...

Dude 2: Your Fucked Mayte

by Fightstarboy January 30, 2009

I was on the bus with it

The act of getting road head while driving a big vehicle.

Bro, how did things go with that girl last night? "I was on the Bus with it"

by ksteeze November 25, 2016

bus driver

the crabby drunk old pile of shit driving you to prison to spend all of your day sitting in an uncomfortable chair. the fat fart is yelling at you to put your phone away and to get your ass out of the aisle.

kid hi how is your day
bus driver "get your ass out of the aisle".

by reeeeeee9374 February 12, 2020

Fun bus is open

your done for if you come across this as a killer

Adam: FUN BUS IS OPEN!

That one kid in the party: oh he’s done for

by Master yoda must simp March 14, 2021