Joe Morley

1: The act of verbally one upping someone.
2: Someone who verbally one ups someone with a blatant lie.
3: A generally disliked cunt

Person a: "Last week something funny happened, I was waiting for the bus when someone dropped threatened to beat me up for no reason".
Person b: "Oh yeah, that happened to me this morning but the person pulled out a HUGE 14 INCH SERRATED MILITARY GRADE KNIFE AND HELD IT TO MY THROAT"
Person a: "You're such a fucking Joe Morley"

by asgaslkghjsld March 28, 2022

Joe Marshall

joe marshall’s are sweet kind and hot boys

hey lily, did you see joe marshall today?
yeah! i did, he looked greater than ever 💕

by lily-ella October 15, 2019

Joe Hahn

The most demanding man in the entire world. If he wants the Shea, HE GETS THE SHEA. Joe Hahn's are often described as flounders, or any other kind of DISGUSTING fish out there. He owns a Shack that is home to the greatest patties in the entire United States, and has placed other fine establishments across the globe. Joe Hahn's are very rich, and have no completion whatsoever because he's simply immortal. He's the "Thanos" of the food industry.

Gee, Joe Hahn be smellin' DISGUSTING today.

Joe Hahn snapped his fingers, and all of a sudden, the patties warped onto the customer's plate.

by Baryonx Man July 26, 2019

Sloppy Joe

When a man ejaculates on his own hand and then slaps a chic on the face

Did u hear about Donna? Her and John went to the mop closet so she could swallow his load and he pulled out and nutted in his hand then slapped Donna. She had to walk out of mop closet with his nut on her face and in her hair.. All the office personnel now knows she's John's bitch.. He gave her the ol sloppy joe

by ŘÖČĶŠŤ☆Ŕ October 17, 2021

Joe Sell

An actual fucking idiot. Is an asshole to people and doesn't realise it and gets mad when they get mad at him.

Chad: Jeff sucks, I just spoke to him this morning and he suddenly hates me
Steve: Chad stop being a Joe Sell!

by Cheese Mcgeese November 1, 2019

Joe Poetry

‘Joe Poetry’ is the process of description, where everything is made more confusing than Shakespearean literature. It can also resemble different forms of poetry at times.

Oh god, plug your ears, it’s ‘Joe Poetry’ time.

My head feels so much clearer now, maybe because I was missing out on all that ‘Joe Poetry’.

by Hiroshima2023 October 16, 2020

Fly Joe

To puss out at the last minute or no show with bad reasoning.

Frank is such a fly joe, even though he said he's coming out with us later, I bet he'll puss out.

by Fly Joe May 18, 2010