bless your heart

the worst insult any southerner could dish out. to "bless someone's heart" is to pity someone for their sheer ignorance, stupidity, and gosh darn lack of intelligence. if the person who's heart you are blessing does not realize they are being insulted, then that proves their stupidity.

daniella: hey josh, i think i lost my glasses.

jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.

daniella: oops, silly me!

by zippy nips December 30, 2022

Washing Machine Heart

this is the lyrics to the song washing machine heart

Mitsuki : Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
audience : woooo wowwww i loved your song mitsuki
random ass possum : *possum noises*

by SlimeBoy6019 January 8, 2023

Dropsy heart syndrome

Where u drop down on the couch or bed or chair and u don't have the heart to get back up

" Honey, I just sat down and I have dropsy heart syndrome. Can u get me a drink?"

by Dilligaf23 January 9, 2023

heart-sense

understanding emotions, knowledge from the heart and not the head.

“that’s heart-sense” similar to common sense, but it’s knowledge from the heart and not the brain.

by stars.moon.sun222 April 7, 2023

heart wrench

the act of ripping someone’s heart out of the their body and squeezing a few times then proceeding to put it back into place and watch, watch as it slowly decays and enjoy the sight of the humans torture.

the way that Jeremy heart wrenched Stephany!

by Charlotte Tilbury April 16, 2023

Harden My Heart

Cryin' on the corner, waitin' in the rain

I swear I'll never, ever wait again

You gave me your word but words for you are lies

Darlin' in my wildest dreams, I never thought I'd go

But it's time to let you know, oh

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

I'm gonna turn and leave you here

All of my life I've been waitin' in the rain

I've been waiting for a feeling that never, ever came

It feels so close, but always disappears
Darlin', in your wildest dreams, you never had a clue

But it's time you got the news

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

I'm gonna turn and leave you here

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

Harden my heart, harden my heart

swallow my tears

I'm gonna harden my heart

by Death Menace May 6, 2023

Hampster heart

You will need

1 hampster

2 grams Sugar
1 cup Water
1 syringe
1 teaspoon of distilling yeast

To make Hampster heart you drain the hampster of blood after deseased and mix with 1 cup of water then ad the teaspoon of distilling yeast and add hampster water to a distilling set, from wish and boil the blood water mix to make Hampster heart

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023