Bruh this kids legit the coolest dude ever, not to mention attractive, hes a KING at baseball, so so smart, talented, and strong, anyone would kill to have a patty cagney in their life
by Medinasaitoski September 14, 2020
he goes by many names, gus, penjamin, chief rizz, and most importantly the berkeley beast.
as the name suggests, he has perfected the art of rizzing berkeley baddies. his pronoun game has been called the miracle on ice, the rumble in the jungle, and andre 3000 if he did not leave the biz.
no one is safe near the berkeley beast. if you are with your girl keep an eye out for the berkeley beast. signs that he is nearby are strong zaza scent and women falling on the ground. if you observe these signs, put a blindfold on your girlfriend and spin her at least 10 times, that way she will be disoriented and confused, improving your odds of fleeing the scene without emotional damage.
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR GIRL UNATTENDED WHEN THE BERKELEY BEAST IS IN THE VICINITY.
as the name suggests, he has perfected the art of rizzing berkeley baddies. his pronoun game has been called the miracle on ice, the rumble in the jungle, and andre 3000 if he did not leave the biz.
no one is safe near the berkeley beast. if you are with your girl keep an eye out for the berkeley beast. signs that he is nearby are strong zaza scent and women falling on the ground. if you observe these signs, put a blindfold on your girlfriend and spin her at least 10 times, that way she will be disoriented and confused, improving your odds of fleeing the scene without emotional damage.
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR GIRL UNATTENDED WHEN THE BERKELEY BEAST IS IN THE VICINITY.
friend: was that your girl i saw near the bathroom?
guy: yeah, she left a minute ago.
friend: are you crazy?! don't you know the berkeley beast is in the house??
guy: the berkeley who...
friend: it's too late now, we should leave.
guy: yeah, she left a minute ago.
friend: are you crazy?! don't you know the berkeley beast is in the house??
guy: the berkeley who...
friend: it's too late now, we should leave.
by Deputy Rizzmas Director November 21, 2023
by furionop April 06, 2015
Forehead chapter 1st page and right hand page of bible hence the backmasking and not of this world being selfish
the mark of the beast is about jesus being lucifer hence the throne and never ending book N.I.b liminal choping and screw praise ozzy fuck jesus
by Mineowedwus September 19, 2023
The misinterpretation of a 7-8 year old me, relating to the lyrics to the song "Block Rockin Beats" by The Chemical Brothers.
I thought the screeching sound was the "Beast" walking down the block- Pissing myself laughing with my Sony Walkman back in 1996 when I should have been in bed sleeping. Silly Child .... Sick song!
I thought the screeching sound was the "Beast" walking down the block- Pissing myself laughing with my Sony Walkman back in 1996 when I should have been in bed sleeping. Silly Child .... Sick song!
by WelshBanter June 01, 2022
A sexual rank beast who lurks in alley ways and smells vunverability on young females (aged 11-12) who have just started pubity.
This "TERROR" of his (BOSS END)which lives among us maybe described as mythical, because this beast has only ever been seen once by the naked eye and there for sacred for the rest of humanity, however comes to life once every decade to bring pain and fear to the young females. The oduer which leaks from the pours of his peni is high in acidity and causes extreme "PINK EYE'' . This oder is so putrid it makes the smell of ''auschwitz''plesant.
This "TERROR" of his (BOSS END)which lives among us maybe described as mythical, because this beast has only ever been seen once by the naked eye and there for sacred for the rest of humanity, however comes to life once every decade to bring pain and fear to the young females. The oduer which leaks from the pours of his peni is high in acidity and causes extreme "PINK EYE'' . This oder is so putrid it makes the smell of ''auschwitz''plesant.
by The Sacred Beast August 10, 2017
by kindanuts July 15, 2011