turtle neck sweater

when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on

The man was not expecting to wear a turtle neck sweater that evening.

by peter palmer February 11, 2006

hot dog neck

when the roll on the front of your neck looks like a hot dog you might be Cory Rowland.

Cory Rowland's hot dog neck smells better than a poop vagina!!!

by Hot dog neck July 6, 2008

Beat Neck Rough

The excrement left behind, typically on bed sheets or other linens, after someone (generally male) masturbates in bed and does not thoroughly clean the sheets or textile substitutes used to contain the ejaculated semen.

Also commonly used to describe unfair or displeasing situations.

Ahh... That, my dear friend, is my Beat Neck Rough.

by Charlie Scott Manchester III June 19, 2010

Neck up fuck

When a person takes a face selfie because from the neck down they’re busted.

You see that girls selfie , yeah but she’s only a neck up fuck !

by Crookchaser June 17, 2019

Dick Neck Punch

Punching someone in the dick while simultaneously punching them in the neck.

Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.

I gave her phone number to a creeper at the bar and she immediately dick neck punched me.

by GeorgeJungII September 5, 2012

real pain in the neck

real pain in the neck

My brother’s a real pain in the neck. He’s so annoying.

by djavier October 6, 2017

Kiss me neck

Jamaican miild swear term used mostly out of surprise.

Possibly Origin from kiss my arse (or a body part)

Kiss me neck! The man crashed, now he's dead!

by Tropical Rythms December 12, 2021