Mr. Campbell

A great, dope-ass teacher. He is the best 7th grade teacher you could ever ask for. He says mild cusses, like "Hell" or"Damn". He gets annoyed with people that frequently or constantly go to the bathroom, but other than that he loves everybody and he will throw whoever bullies his son out the window.

Friend 1: "Today is day 3, I have Mr. Campbell first period!"

Friend 2: "Awhh, you're so lucky, I have math first period. Mr. Campbell is such a great guy."

by peepeeslayer69 May 10, 2022

Mr. Berger

One of the dilfiest men to ever walk this earth. Known to casually wear plaid button up shirts, khakis, and Newbalance shoes. Also has a very sexy beer gut. 10/10 would let peg me.

Chad: "Yo bro, you'd see Mr. Berger today, what a sexy dilf"

Brad: " Fax."

by Thecapnow January 19, 2022

Mr. Sweet

A good hearted soul who sees the best in people, and exudes that in his/her mannerism.

Mr. Sweet has a heart of gold, no agenda beyond ensuring if he / she can make you feel good about yourself, well, Mr. Sweet came and delivered.

by Hellodali December 19, 2021

Mr. Sperm

A man who does not require balls to impregnate women.

Girl: OMG! What happened to your balls?!

Guy: Well you forgot, I'm Mr. Sperm so I don't need balls to impregnate a woman because I'm full of sperm EVERYWHERE!

Girl: You're bursting at the seams with sperm!

Guy: That's right, I'm spermalicious!

by mahjuenbra May 18, 2010

Mr Murphy

This is a word quite popularized by Richard Marcinko, from the US Navy Seals.
It is the personification of bad luck as in Murphy's Law.

Mr Murphy definitely likes me, I have been audited by the IRS seven times in a row.

by kaboku68 May 19, 2006

Mr Phillip

A Word for a crazy molester pedophile

"Oh man, stay away from that Mr Phillip"

by MMMmMm May 14, 2015

Mr. Gault

1. The greatest man to ever walk the face of the Earth
2. A man the is is over 50 yrs old and is incredibly strong
3. Someone the can kill a man with just his stare
4. The Ohio equivalent to the Walker Texas Ranger

Mr. Gault's my hero

Gault Ohio Ranger

by McDevil January 11, 2009