A sudden state of mental confusion or forgetfulness experienced by a retired individual after living in the countryside mountains for an extended period of time.
Loree: "I don't see the pickles in the grocery bag."
Bill: "Oooh I must've had a bad case of a mountain mush. I totally forgot!"
Bill: "Oooh I must've had a bad case of a mountain mush. I totally forgot!"
by JonGold November 24, 2021

by Fluke69 February 25, 2017

A mountain lion hunter is a male, who specifically targets older less attractive females. Not to be confused with a "cougar hunter" (a man who hunts older yet seemingly attractive women). On the surface it may appear this man lacks finese in his approach. Simply looking for easy sexual targets...
However, their objective isn't always sexual gratification. Often his agenda can be more sinister and calculated such as looking for a mountain lion that will provide financial security or career advancement.
However, their objective isn't always sexual gratification. Often his agenda can be more sinister and calculated such as looking for a mountain lion that will provide financial security or career advancement.
by STEVEN WITH A "PH" February 1, 2018

by Mathias K. May 25, 2018

When your shit so much without flushing that the shit piles up to the point that it is touching your ass
by Definitely not Victor February 11, 2024

Him: “would you mind if I tapped your mountains?”
Her: “yes, fondle my boobies please”
Scenario2:
Guy 1: “I hung out with Stacy last weekend, I was tapping mountains bro!”
Guy 2: HELL YEAH BRO, TAP THOSE PEAKS
Her: “yes, fondle my boobies please”
Scenario2:
Guy 1: “I hung out with Stacy last weekend, I was tapping mountains bro!”
Guy 2: HELL YEAH BRO, TAP THOSE PEAKS
by Nihhgiaa March 22, 2024
