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mountain brain

When you are so high in elevation the brain ceases to function at a normal rate. Thus leaving you with dull senses, impaired judgement and stupid grin.
The air is so thin up here that I feel like I have mountain brain.
by mygrubbyglory June 19, 2024
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mountain docking

When skiing with a friend and your skis get intertwined. Is considered legally binding marriage if it happens on a Sunday in Canada.
I didn't fall today unless you count the mountain docking incident with Andrew.
by notryan0rz October 27, 2017
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mountain lion hunter

A mountain lion hunter is a male, who specifically targets older less attractive females. Not to be confused with a "cougar hunter" (a man who hunts older yet seemingly attractive women). On the surface it may appear this man lacks finese in his approach. Simply looking for easy sexual targets...

However, their objective isn't always sexual gratification. Often his agenda can be more sinister and calculated such as looking for a mountain lion that will provide financial security or career advancement.
I can't believe boned that Mountain Lion, Tim really is a "Mountain Lion Hunter".
by STEVEN WITH A "PH" February 1, 2018
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THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MOUNTAIN MONK

This is the creator of the religion 'Camelism' He guided the great camel on his journey in camelism. His essence was passed down to 'Harrison' who now leads Camelism.
Person 1: THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MOUNTAIN MONK was very sigma

Person 2: Yes, indeed he was
by Sigma Camel March 25, 2024
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Mountain Dew

A Corn mash drink sold or produced by a Mountain Man, made famous during the prohibition era, synonymous with a jug with 3 x’s on it.
“I paid Cletus $50 for a jug of Mountain Dew, it tasted like Gasoline and Brake Cleaner.”
by Sonofaduke February 21, 2022
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tapping mountains

Fondling someone’s;usually a lover or person of interests, boobies
Him: “would you mind if I tapped your mountains?”

Her: “yes, fondle my boobies please”

Scenario2:
Guy 1: “I hung out with Stacy last weekend, I was tapping mountains bro!”
Guy 2: HELL YEAH BRO, TAP THOSE PEAKS
by Nihhgiaa March 22, 2024
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Shit mountain

When your shit so much without flushing that the shit piles up to the point that it is touching your ass
Bro yesterday I was so clogged up that when I went to shit I made a shit mountain
by Definitely not Victor February 11, 2024
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