Aquarius Monogamy

A term describing "semi-ethical"cheating. It's when a someone cheats on their partner, but is completely upfront and honest about it.

Jack displayed aquarius monogamy when he asked Jill to buy some more condoms, because he used the other ones, when he slept with Alice.

by el samich dirty January 29, 2023

political monopoly

A reference to when one or two political parties have control of a vast majority of the government over a prolonged period of time.

The United States government would be an example of a political monopoly.

by Vanguard 1998 February 3, 2023

Bi-monogamy

Basically polyamory, but for when a bisexual person prefers only one male partner and one female partner. Once achieved, their polycule feels complete.

Look at Karly in her loving partnership with her husband and her girlfriend! Her bi-monogamy polycule is complete!

by unintelligible gibberish February 17, 2023

russian monopoly

Monopoly but the rules are not fair.

this is Russian monopoly because it's no fair.

by Thegamers1222 March 18, 2023

Pussy Monopoly

The act of being so uncool that you are sarcastically accused of owning all the pussy in that proximity. This can be used in many instances, shitty outfits, shitty vehicles, vaping, ordering fajitas, backing into parking spaces..

(Watches someone holding up traffic so they back their F350 into a spot at Outback Steakhouse) Hey this dude has a pussy monopoly, save some for the rest of us!

by BigDaddyRy October 19, 2023

dihydrogen monoxide

A scary chemical that sounds like it will take over the world, even though it's just f***ing water.

"Yo Jimmy! Can you get me some dihydrogen monoxide?" "What is that? Some chemical?" "No, you dipshit, water!"

by some random dude that's bored November 5, 2023

local monogamy

The idea that one can only have one partner in one place

I adhere to local monogamy: I have one partner in California and one in Europe.

by snapebysnape November 12, 2023