melanie is a super cool girl who likes weezer and mac demarco she also likes skatebording she one of the best people to be friends with
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by weezerlover69 December 27, 2022
Get the melanie mug.probably a sanrio obsessed girl who posts tiktoks and has all her friends like it knowing darn well. she also probably pulls like hella men. this girl can be self absorbed in her own world when music enters her ears and can be alot more understanding than you think. they are also often misunderstood due to the way they act and don't know how to communicate. wants to keep the peace but still wanted her enemies to get what they deserve. gosh darn hello kitty girls
by YAAAYEHAW February 4, 2023
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melanie u delusional wtf
by unstable_ February 6, 2023
Get the Melanie mug.When the sperm donor (father) of a moments-old newborn baby is far to preoccupied with posting photos and videos of himself and his exhausted, disheveled baby-mama to give a single visible shit about their newborn child, her welfare or the enormity of this moment in his life. Not infrequently he is making jokes about the birthing process and how he was like "no F-ing way" the whole time and how grossed out he was, "like you can't even believe the mess the birth process makes- so glad somebody's going to clean that up- like seriously, man!" Meconium Clout Syndrome has a very high mortality rate, almost always under very suspicious circumstances.
OB: Congratulations Mom and Dad!! She's a beautiful healthy baby girl and she's all yours!!!
Mom: She's beautiful!!! Aiden, look at your new daughter- she's perfect!
Father: staring into his phone Ok everybody, she just had the baby- like she was screaming and it was so gross- like an alien just squirted out of her- she's a total mess right now- let me get a shot of her pans phone towards mom who looks away and covers her face in embarrassment and exhaustion C'mon babe- smile for my followers!! Look over here! This is going to be the BEST video I've ever posted... This is going to be SO epic!!!
OB: looks at neonatologist} Textbook Meconium Clout Syndrome- a pretty serious case- I'm not sure this guy is going to survive once they get home...
Mom: She's beautiful!!! Aiden, look at your new daughter- she's perfect!
Father: staring into his phone Ok everybody, she just had the baby- like she was screaming and it was so gross- like an alien just squirted out of her- she's a total mess right now- let me get a shot of her pans phone towards mom who looks away and covers her face in embarrassment and exhaustion C'mon babe- smile for my followers!! Look over here! This is going to be the BEST video I've ever posted... This is going to be SO epic!!!
OB: looks at neonatologist} Textbook Meconium Clout Syndrome- a pretty serious case- I'm not sure this guy is going to survive once they get home...
by Asclepius Minora February 15, 2023
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by tcrmpie4200 May 3, 2023
Get the melanie mug.Melanie is the type of girl to have 10 bds at once but only be in love with only 1. Once she finds the one she really likes then she talks to him more.
Person 1- Hey Mel find a new bd yet?
Melanie- yeah his name is David and he's fine and cute as hell.
Melanie- yeah his name is David and he's fine and cute as hell.
by Bigfatjuicymamamiadaddy May 17, 2023
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