ligmapines

philippines if it had ligma

philippines: oh no i have ligma

ligmapines: hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahah ligma ligma ligma ligma ligma ligma

by ligma117 October 15, 2025

Lima Loggin

The act of a man defecating a large cylinder shaped peice if fecal matter directly into an other man's welcoming anus. The two would then there we'll trained sphincters to thrust the fecal matter back and forth into each other's prostate until one it both parties achieve orgasm.

We spent the whole weekend in the bedroom lima logging. I'm pooped !

by Salty Bread October 27, 2025

Lima Loggin

The act of a man defecating a large cylinder shaped peice if fecal matter directly into an other man's welcoming anus. The two would then use there we'll trained sphincters to thrust the fecal matter back and forth into each other's prostate until one or both parties achieve orgasm.

We spent the whole weekend in the bedroom lima logging. I'm pooped !

by Salty Bread October 27, 2025

Mona Lisa cleavage

When a cleavage looks kind of perky and happy but also a little on the sad any unperky side at the same time.

"Have you seen Emily's breasts? Her tits are like "Wow!" but also kind of "Meh." at the same time... I feel like her cleavage is somehow smiling at me--but also frowning at me! It's like she's got that whole Mona Lisa Cleavage thing going on. You know, like auntie Sara."

by Turtleboy3000 September 19, 2016

nan lisa

A strong willed goood witch with naughty spoiled kids..who loves and adores her husband...

Dammit nan lisa.....Nan Lisa owes her life to Rob

by WahooMonkeyman February 25, 2017

tristan lima

Too many words describe Tristan Lima, but to name but a few....
Adorable, amazing, funny, smart, athletic, and did I forget to say adorable? He's really cute!

Tristan Lima is so god damn adorable!

by Will this ever work oh my lord May 19, 2018

Mona Lisa Principle

The notion that while there isn't necessarily something wrong with someone/something, the two elements aren't a match.

"Dude, why did y'all break up?"
"Classic Mona Lisa Principle. She was beautiful, mysterious, and intriguing, but (pointing to my brain) didn't match a damn thing in my house."

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock June 10, 2018