Jordan is the name of somebody with an irregularly large forehead who will simp as many girls as he can while completely dissing his mates. He is not somebody anybody would want to be mates with as he will chat shit about anybody and is a massive pussy licker while being up his own arse.
Mate 1: "I had a run in with the big simp today."
Mate 2: "Bet that was Jordan, I really don't like him."
Mate 2: "Bet that was Jordan, I really don't like him."
by JaxJamesonJames May 20, 2020
Brownskin, tall, pretty boy who bottles up a lot of his issues and projects it outwards. He can seem cocky at first glance but when you get to know him he is pretty soft and loving.
by King Kinq November 22, 2021
Jordan lives in the USA has short light brown hair with light brown eyes has anger issues and a messed up life he like a girl called Lucy he is very loyal but sometimes cruel but has an amazing sense of humour
Girl1:who is that guy talking to Lucy
Girl2: Lucy says he's loyal and also dangerous he looks kinda cute don't u think
Girl1: yep he does indeed Lucy is so lucky
Girl2: I want a Jordan
Girl2: Lucy says he's loyal and also dangerous he looks kinda cute don't u think
Girl1: yep he does indeed Lucy is so lucky
Girl2: I want a Jordan
by Sniperhunter31 September 04, 2016
Jordan is the best little brother you can have he's very bad likes hitting people and likes to act cool in school he's a fish well that's what his siblings call him he's most likely to have a sister name jade and a brother name Joe Joe. Jordan is also very evil. He also gets all the girls and he's very hot
by Yoofav.queenjayyy March 25, 2017
Jordan is a guy who has the greatest personality, but people only judge Jordan by he's looks and automatically assume that he is a bad person Just cause he doesn't look the best.
by c.channie February 18, 2018
Jordan is nothing short of amazing. He's smart, and plays sports. He really cute and has such a friendly and kind personality which is why he's is so popular. If you find yourself a Jordan then keep him.
Look at that dude over there, he's a Jordan.
I wish I was smart like jordan.
You see that cute guy over there, he's a Jordan
I wish I was smart like jordan.
You see that cute guy over there, he's a Jordan
by Therealdefiner101 October 14, 2019
A person with a very kind personality, but can definitely take you in a fight. Jordans are usually madly in love with Millie Bobby Brown and will not hesitate to kill you if you talk badly about her. Jordan loves Millie, but will never talk about her in an inappropriate manner.
by BrettAndButter September 18, 2022