scrotum jelly

When you blow you're load all over a girl's face and then she wipes it all over your ballsack. you then leave it there so it jellifies.

I can't wait to get me some scrotum jelly so i can scrape it off and eat it.

by joeboi October 6, 2012

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Corncob Jelly

Gelatinous film with bits of corn left on you member after having relations with a hillbilly woman in a corn field.

That girl left the biggest pool of corncob jelly in my front seat after I dropped her off at the Boars Nest.

by The bag man carl September 2, 2015

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Jelly Sneeze

When you have a mouth full of jelly and you suddenly have to sneeze and the jelly travels up to your nose and when you sneeze it sprays out alongside the usual mess.

Andrew was enjoying a bowl full of strawberry jelly when suddenly the urge to sneeze hit him, he tried to quickly swallow the jelly but he was to late the jelly flew out and hit the person sitting opposite him, she screamed in disgust and everyone else cried out in laughter, " HaHa Jelly sneeze"

by TheJellyMan April 17, 2013

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Jelly AF

This is a term used by an individual to express how insanely jealous they are of another person's belongings or situation. The Jelly is an abbreviation for Jealous, the AF stands for As F**k.

Stuart: OH my gosh, I just won the $600 Million jackpot on the powerball lottery!!!
Brian: Wow, I'm Jelly AF!

by The real C mama January 7, 2022

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