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Jizz Jacket

The end result of a bukake session or gang bang where every guy aimed for her tits leaving her torso coated in jizz.
All 15 dudes tried to hit the slut's tits giving her a jizz jacket.

The gang bang ended with her having a jizz jacket.
by freakgodd September 9, 2016
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Diet Jizz

Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.
Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”

Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
by Rock 1 March 27, 2025
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jizz

A term that should be more commonly used by rockin awesome individuals habituated in the HRM to refer to the Local's Wednesday night event. Gin + jazz = jizz.
Friend 1 - “Hey, are you jizzing tonight?”
Friend 2 - “Hell to the YEAH! Is that even a question?! Let’s get this Jizz on the goooo‼️‼️”
by 2phase January 21, 2024
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Jizzed Up

by Dick Sucking the 3rd June 11, 2023
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Jizz lids

Seductive or sensual face or eyes, aka bedroom eyes
She’s so sexy, just look at those jizz lids
by Bobahotep September 6, 2019
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Jizz Bumpkin

One Who Dresses as a Bum'O'Lantern on Halloween Then Starts Masturbating Remorselessly Untill Bleeding Occurs
hey did you guys see timmys costume, he said he was gonna be a Jizz Bumpkin
by DonJuanFranko April 12, 2019
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Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers in which the arresting officer/s ejaculate into the pockets of the suspect
Just as I was bringing her in I had to give her some of that pocket jizz
by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022
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