Book Jockey

A word that typically means nerd. But you can use it as a way to describe someone as annoying as shit. Just imagine the most annoying person you know. That’s a book jockey.

*Kid Talks*
You: Shut the fuck you punk ass book jockey.

by IDurfedYoMom September 25, 2019

duke book

a book that teaches you how to have anal sex.

"Im so happy that i studied the duke book! it really helped!"

by anus1011 August 19, 2008

A Plane book

A book that is so interesting and entertaining that it can engross you for an entire plane ride

YOU by Caroline Kepnes is one of the best a plane book(s) I’ve read in a long time.

by That one know it all June 14, 2021

craigs-book

a little black book containing phone number of every craigs-hook you have ever had

having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married; you can keep your craigs-book as a trophy from your bachelors days

by Sexydimma March 21, 2017

book

to leave quickly due to other things to do

Q:"you leaving already?
A:"Yeah i gotta book man. hottie with a body waitin on me!"

by Lethallydosed December 31, 2021

In-Your-Face-book Friend

A Facebook Friend who constantly posts or re-posts religious or political slams...or other "In-Your-Face" type content.

Jane: Did you see what your cousin posted on Facebook? I don't know why we're Friends...he's always posting stuff that pisses me off.

Joe: Yeah...he's my In-Your-Face-book Friend. If he's posted that Chick-fil-A crap once, he's posted it a thousand times! Enough already...get that shit outta-my-face, man!

by Pennaynay August 2, 2012

The Best Book Known To Bookkind

A beautifully written book featuring a diverse set of characters like a bongo playing dragon, a Rowlet, and A Fat Cat. And Bob of course.

Wow, I’m so excited to go home and Read the Best Book known to Bookkind!

by Bob-The-Fingerless-Man October 7, 2025