Suicide Shoe

It was a shoe on the sidewalk. Nobody wanted it. It killed itself. Its now floating in the river.

Oh hey look, theres a suicide shoe in the river.

by CheetahDoesWords September 17, 2025

Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe!

A new form of the game Rock, Paper, Scissors in which Shoe steps on Spiderman, Spiderman steals Pistols, and Pistols shoot Shoe laces.

start by yelling SPIDERMAN,PISTOL,SHOE,I CHOOSE YOU!

Matt-I played Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe! and won everytime!

Dan-Let's play now!

by MATTizAWESOME May 21, 2010

Tard Shoe

1. A velcro ladden shoe used for special needs.

2. An especially dumb American Leftist reeeeetard. Often devoid of reason, and self control. See 'Special Needs'

1. 'Wow!He put on the tard shoe like he doesn't even need it.'

2. 'Did that tard shoe really just do that? No surprise there.'

by DharmaCoyote March 29, 2025

Bosnian Shoe Shine

The act of utilizing severed feet, from either a living or deceased human, to give a foot job.

Charles had a massive foot fetish as well as issue meeting women. He thus had to resort to Bosnian Shoe Shines at the local cemetery to get off.

by Ricky Butch November 29, 2024

Shoes

A Van brand

Jim:You've heard of Vans the shoe brand now introducing Shoes the Van brand

by Jim The Fucking Dumbass August 20, 2019

Shoe-boxed

When you've gone from being in a current relationship to being lumped with all past relationships.

I had to shoebox Paula's things once Stacy and I started getting serious.

I am pretty certain Bob shoe-boxed me, I haven't heard from him in 2 weeks

by Stacy Contryman March 24, 2008

The Shoe Trumpet

The shoe trumpet is when you cut the end of a shoe off and insert it in your partners private part and blow air into it to fill her up and make her queef

"Yo I tried the shoe trumpet with Tammy lee last night she queefed so long"

by LilNickker April 18, 2017