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Philly Hat Trick

Same as a Philadelphia Hat Trick When no matter how you try to succeed and get people's hopes up, you fuck up 3 times in a row (usually within a year) and ruin you or someone else's hopes.
by Nebuchadnezzar June 7, 2004
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"All hat, no cattle"

Used to illustrate those who inappropriately wear large Western hats, usually indoors. Often said of country-and-western performers.
"All hat, no cattle" describes that country-and-western band out of Cleveland to a T.
by Georg Znaeym July 22, 2006
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top hat niple

An areola that is not much larger than the actual niple. So when you look at it from the top it looks like a top hat.
My friends breasts have top hat niples.

The womans niples seemed to be overcomming her areolas and look like top hats.
by Brianna R November 3, 2007
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Scandinavian Hat Trick

While having sexual intercourse with a female in the missionary position, finish inside her. Once you finish, proceed to urinate while you stick your finger down your throat and make yourself vomit as well. Make sure the vomit lands in the goal, "vagina" so that you score the hat trick.
Friend 1: Last night was the tits! I boned a chick and came inside her!

Friend 2: That's it?

Friend 1: What do you mean that's it?

Friend 2: I brought some bitch back from the bar and gave her and scored the Scandinavian Hat Trick bro!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 16, 2017
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Oregon Top Hat

An elaborate sexual practice involving three women, two men, a pogo stick, several marijuana cigarettes, a bigfoot costume, and a Marionberry Pie from Shari’s.
Bob: I can’t believe Ed died last week. He was only 23!
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.
by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021
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hey cat in the hat mug, oops mbd i meant kilogram
by lexi014201 April 13, 2021
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hat-less fool

A person who is not wearing a hat and is therefore a fool.
If someone went missing, they should put a hat on their missing poster. I prefer fashionable people to hat-less fools.
by anti_hat-less_fools January 28, 2022
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