hooker

Hooker: *noun* (1)A woman who preys on innocent male bystanders with her sexual wit and cleverness and imagination. (2)A species of whale.

Maybe we'll see some hookers while we're out on the bay.

by Chantel & Julia September 22, 2005

Hooker Bitch

hooker bitch The Queen of Bitches;Sleezy form of Bitch,but Hip, Slick & Cool in nature...

Hey! Whats up my Hooker Bitch!You sleezy,slimy butter chipping, Hooker Bitch!

by Yvonne Isles September 9, 2008

Honker

Someone who honks her horn at someone at the same time someone closes or opens a door, just so someone can have time powers and scare the locals.

Girl 1: "I don't know who the Honker is?"
Girl 2: "The Honker?"
Girl 1: "I'm scared to close my door, let alone open it."
Girl 2: "I hope not."

by Blakeintown January 30, 2015

hockey

The slowest game on earth. Sucks. Like watching paint dry.

"Hey man, let's go watch some hockey!"

"oh, you mean watch paint dry?"

by gertrude smithers September 23, 2008

field hockey

In reality, a pretty goof-ass sport. These weird lesbians sprint around a field, hunched over a tiny little janky-ass stick trying to hit a ball into a goal. Ridiculous. It takes no more physical prowess than a runner needs.

Example A:

"That weird lesbian thought she was gonna get into college for field hocky."

"Yeah, they suck you in like that, and dress you up like an idiot..."

Example B:

"What sport is that that those girls are playing?"
"Silly foreign person...that's field hockey and it's not a sport. It is merely an illusion. It makes the players feel like they're doing something important but really...they just look like a bunch of prairy dancing idiots for our amusement."

by Gollosus Glabborous April 28, 2006

Hockel

A fat ass coward. Hibernates for long periods of time. Makes alot of gross sounds. Specializes in wet farts.

Wow Hockel, that shit smells TERRIBLE.

by Will Bowers May 5, 2005

field hockey

a disgrace to hockey.its not real hockey like ice hockey or street hockey its a little girl sport that involves way too much running and is a waste of time.

"i have hockey practice today"
"field hockey doesnt count"

by hockeyyxx55 October 16, 2008