dirty postman

Taking a shit in someone's mail Box
I Gave a Dirty Postman To the Women Next Door!
by Mikeyt999 August 26, 2015
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Dirty Zoey

A dirty Zoey is when one goes and shoves a bad dragon dildo up their ass and pussy and squirt mustard all over their nipples while screaming ohhhh yeah(like the Kool aid man) usually during a satanic ritual.
Guy: did you go to that ritual, a girl performed the dirty Zoey.

Girl: no but I wish I did.
by Real expert101 October 04, 2021
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Dirty dylan

When a guy steals a girls vibrator and then uses it on some other girl and denies it when he gets caught red handed
Man she caught me last night doing a dirty dylan the other day but I denied it, and fucked my boyfriend with it I just had to Google where I got it
by Dr. Dildon April 26, 2020
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dirty recall

Pronounced (Durr-T-ReeK-all)

The act of washing ones penis and or scrotum with with a highly alcoholic solution of ethyl or isopropyl nature, most often taken after drunken intercourse with a dirtbag.

A dirty recall may be performed in the pour over top or penile insertion manner given a large enough opening.

The term dirty recall stems from the reaction that comes across a dirtbag when she reaches for her trusty scope the morning after and is unpleasantly surprised by a familiar taste.
BB1: Yo' good looks, aren't you worried about catching something from that dirtbag that you slept with last night?

BB2: Naw man, I scoped a dirty recall in her bathroom before we split.
by creamy-length April 26, 2011
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Dirty Jade

When you walk in on someone fucking a corpse whilst praying to God
I walked in on someone doing a dirty jade on there knees
by MundaneAsparagus April 13, 2020
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Dirty matilda

She’s a bad ass bitch stands up to everyone if she gets drunk she’s a wild one she loves films like John wick cause her personality is wild and free she’s a mouthy and very funny and also a good singer
by Jiffy77334 April 14, 2020
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dirty ralph

A dirty ralph occurs when a girl is puking and you stick a dick or a dildo in her pussy, preferably in the doggy style position.
I was holding my girls hair back and the mood struck me, so i gave her a dirty ralph. The contractions feel so incredible, it almost makes up for having to smell vomit.
by markymark88 January 19, 2007
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