december 29th

if you were born on december 29th it’s a dumb b!tch birthday especially if your names lynnsiepack.

lynnsies born on december 29th she’s a dumb b!tch

by eLwhYeNeNeSeyeEe October 19, 2020

26th December

Appreciate your boyfriend day ;)

Me: Hey, I posted cute pics of us

Him: Aww, Thanks :) Love you. Wait what day is it?
Me: It's the 26th December, it's appreciate your boyfriend day!!

by dumb cnt December 25, 2020

Destroy Dick December

This event happens right after No Nut November on December 1st nut once then on December 2nd but twice and it keeps going like that until December 31st where you will nut 31 times. But you can only participate in this if you won No Nut November

Yo bro are you ready for Destroy Dick December? Hell yeah bro I'm boutta nut so many times!

by GucciKidLV November 30, 2018

december 11

anti father’s day

“hey man it’s december 11, how you celebrating anti-fathers day?”
“just pissed all over his grave”
“ah shit man i didn’t realise he was dead sorry about that”
“he is now”

by catsaretwats May 25, 2019

December 14

Fuck your freind
You finna get that pussy/dick

Oh bro it's December 14 time to fuck your freind

by Koala tsu October 16, 2019

December

A month in which everyone eagerly anticipates the holidays, only to be disappointing when they exchange gifts and realize they hate their gifts and are now out of pocket a few hundred dollars. They then spend the last few days of the month thinking about how they have wasted their year and wallowing in self-pity.

December 1st
Chick 1: I'm sooo excited for the holidays
Chick 2: me tooooo!!! I can't wait!

Opening Presents:
Chick 1: Oh, thanks... this is really nice.
Granny: I knew you would like a kitty cat sweater, But whats an iPad?

December 27th
Chick 1: Wow I've done nothing this year :(
Chick 2: Well, we watched some pretty good cat videos.

by pleasegetalife December 28, 2011

Dickless December

Girls can't have dick the whole December. Sorry boys and girls😂😂

Boy : Want some dick?
Girl : I can't! It's Dickless December.

by ilikecatsand2k20 November 10, 2019