Mikey the soccer dad

Mikey is the absolute definition of a soccer dad there is no doubt about that. if you ever encounter a Mikey run! Mikey is also a drag queen..

Guy; Are you a soccer dad?

you: no I'm a Mikey the soccer dad

guy: oh

by xxx._The_gurl_next_door_.xxx April 20, 2022

World's best dad!

We love you because you are as sweet as chocolate. You're as strong as a dung beetle. We think you are amazing because you are patient and appreciative. Our favorite thing to do with you is to garden. You make us laugh when you are roasting mama. We know you love us because of agape (unconditional love). We love you always because you are an awesome dad!

My dad is the world's best dad!

by Lisle Guo June 21, 2020

Dos Dad Sams

A man with two dads that beat the everlasting shit out of him. He owns a gay rabid dog that craves black cock and has a 4 year old sister who works the block.

Diggy - "Did you hear about that new crippled kid."
Some Negro - "Yeah I heard he's a total Dos Dad Sams."

by Big Dick Cripple Slayer June 11, 2018

yeah dad yeah

it means you agree but don't or something like a paradox also a meme

son, do you want to go to the train store?
yeah dad yeah!

by dadilluminatu2012 November 12, 2011

Ur Dad Lesbian

A Word That’s Surpasses The Power Of “Ur Mom Gay”

Micheal:UR MOM GAY
Jimmy:ur dad lesbian

Micheal:mr. stark, I don’t feel so good

by Armando The Fox June 12, 2018

uR dAD jEy

An insult used to both act stupid, funny, rude, and over all a disgrace to humanity. The words uR dAD jEy are usually used as a comeback in a roast battle after hearing ur mum gay, ur mum lesbian, and ur dad lesbian. Once used, the crowd always oohs.

Bully: ur mum gay
Kid: no u
Bully: ur dad lesbian
Kid: no u
Bully: ur mum lesbian
Kid: uR dAD jEy

Every other kid in school: oooooooooooooooooh

by Urbigdickbitch March 19, 2020

small boy dad

a attractive ; young ; male ; that is relatively short

small boy dad is so hot

by can i see ur chungus April 20, 2019