Two can dan

An inmate who smuggles 2 cans of chewing tobacco up his rectum at a time

Eewww, don’t put that in your mouth, it came from two can Dan.

by A1fromdayone November 9, 2025

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Danned

Overcomplicating things. Overthinking it for no reason!

The instructions were absolutely Danned with unnecessary jargon that nobody could follow them. I think they were Danning this.

by NotDan123 November 19, 2025

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The Ballad of Dan the Man from Bhutan

He’s Dan the man from Bhutan
He joined dryland where he ran
With his dog named Stan
And his claw hand in his

mit-tan which were cian.

Dan the man is very tan
And he eats spam straight from a can
Or satees it in a pan.

Dan the man is a real math fan
He’s in a band where he likes to jam
In his favorite vans.

Plus he has a plan

To stay at NBS where he’s a part of our clan.

He likes crayans and don’t worry, he’s human.

person: Your my friend named Dan the Man from Bhutan!

Story teller: There was once a man named Dan from Bhutan, who was very Tan, and he had a dog named Stan, and we hope that he stays of NBS, becuase we are all happy as a Clam

by YourfavDan November 20, 2025

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Dan Time

The act of telling someone a specific time for a specific task, thing, or event but never being on time

He said he will arrive at 1pm but I am sure it is dan time so he will arrive 5pm

by nubito November 27, 2025

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Dan Hamilton

A guy with all the love in the world to give, just to several people a day. He’s a guy that will spoil you until you’re hooked then rip it all away. He’ll overstep the line, just for shits and giggles, and take no accountability for it. Suddenly you’re just a thorn in his side, an occasional convenience, nothing more…

That guy is a total Dan Hamilton, don’t get involved or you’ll get hurt

by VanillaGurl January 27, 2025

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