cock armoire

One who acts as a storage unit for large volumes of male genitalia.

See also, cocktank.

"Lindsey takes it up the ass so much, she's a real cock armoire."

by Emily Warren October 29, 2007

loves the cock

Derogatory term for some of homosexual tendancies.

"See that bloke there, he LOVES THE COCK"

by Anonymous January 8, 2003

ass cock

A very small penis. So small it's only good to use in the ass.

"He had a total ass cock."

by Milkyjg November 6, 2007

cock me

1: to pound one with the weiner of a male in the canooter of a female.

cock me like a black man

by terence f January 11, 2008

cock sniffer

One who injests the fumes of the penis vigorously through their nostrils, up until the point where the cock gets vacuumed up into their nose, eventually stabbing the sniffers brain until they die a horrible cock-sniffy death.

Detective: I'm sorry Maam. I appears your daughter was killed in a cock-sniffing accident.

Mother: Whats that? Oh sorry, I was sniffing your cock.

by Cocksniff-Ologist June 24, 2003

cock beaver

a chick that is not experianced in dick sucking and scrapes with her teeth.

"man that chick sux,she used her teeth shes such a cock beaver"

by chester November 29, 2003

Cock-dar

IPA: /ˈkɒkdɑː(r)/
NOUN

When in the vicinity of a female who is deemed fuckable by one, a sensation will be felt in one's body indicating the urge to fuck said female.

The overall detection field is based on many factors: Length of dry spell, satisfaction level of last fucking, hotness of female, age of one who is using cock-dar, experience with females, and experience in use of the cock-dar. In rare occasions, the overall detection field can be affected by one's swagger.

Of course this list does not contain all factors, for the anatomy of each male is different, meaning that different factors will apply to and affect different men.

Guy 1: Oh snap! My cock-dar is going off!
Guy 2: Asian girl at 12'o'clock!

Guy 1: Cock-dar detecting 5 females of fuckable status within the vicinity.

by TsurugiK September 16, 2009