king of chodes

Anyone who is called finley has a small dick and is king if the chodes
Finley your dick is to small. I'm leaving you! You are the king of chodes!
by Afghan dan December 12, 2017
mugGet the king of chodesmug.

chode

an unproportionate penis it is shorter but very thick
guy 1: my dick is bigger but not as long
thot: I love chodes
guy 2: wtf
by Seawynth September 24, 2019
mugGet the chodemug.

Chode

"oh honey, I'm sorry to tell you this but your dick is a chode"
by Silvernugget950 June 11, 2025
mugGet the Chodemug.

french chode

when u stuff ur short fat neck into a turtle neck sweater and u look like a chode.
hey bro you’re looking like a french chode today in that sweater.
by Oscar issac November 25, 2021
mugGet the french chodemug.

chode on the go

The act of;Act there of;Or The accompliment of a Chode,"If you pratice excellence", On the go or out in public.Happens when drunk horny or turnt.
Richard: Hey sally.
Sally: Yes?
Richard: Do you have a Chode on the go?
*Looks down
Sally: Yes sir I do.
Richard: Do you have something to tell us?
Sally: Uhh Nope... .

Chode on the go
by Smacking Everything September 5, 2016
mugGet the chode on the gomug.

Chode

Person 1: hey did you see that guys beard
Person 2: yea he looks like a chode
by wanderingaxolotl July 1, 2020
mugGet the Chodemug.

Coke Chode

When you’ve done so much coke that your dick can only muster up enough strength for the girth but not the lengths
I was doing a buncha blow earlier with my friends, but I’m super horny now so put that coke chode in your face pussy.
by Facesittingmommy May 15, 2022
mugGet the Coke Chodemug.

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