crotch shock

when he or she grabs your penis/vagina with cold hands.

oh my god she just gave me a crotch shock

alesia shrunk my penis with her crotch shocks hands.

by shelllzzzz June 11, 2018

Crotching

Abbreviation of crotch watching; the act of watching peoples crotches

Eg. Hey suzie lets go crotching.

Hey man I did some really good crotching the other day down by the level, fancy some crotching tonight yeah?

by Dannygogo February 2, 2016

crotch stench

That horrible odor that comes from your genital area when you're not practicing proper hygiene.

"Damn boi, you got that major crotch stench!"

by Kankuro7s August 1, 2017

Saddle Crotch

The extremely splayed and bruised vagina of a cowgirl that also has faint hint of equine.

Man, I met this hot cowgirl at McClintock's Saloon the other night, but when we got back to her place she had some serious saddle crotch!

by Rudi Peni August 19, 2013

CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection

Acronym for: Crotch-Powered Resurrection
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”

“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”

by Jontssss July 17, 2025

crotch goblin

A word referring to children or babies.

A word used by incels, usually on reddit.

They hate children because they can't have them or are generally a terrible person.

From Childfree subreddit: "Those breeders take it very personally when you call their semen demons or crotch goblins anything besides a perfect angel from heaven."

by Дecca September 27, 2023

Mongolian Crotch Incubator

When you cum inside a man or woman and then proceed to leave your dick inside until the semen crusts and turns into something new like an egg in an incubation chamber.

I still got semen on my ding dong from the Mongolian Crotch Incubator shawty had me do.

by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025