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Brandon Handshake 

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
Brandon Handshake by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024

Brandon Handshake 

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
Brandon Handshake by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024

Brandon Elmer Skidmore 

The cutest and silliest man to ever roam the state of West Virginia. Born with the nicest voice and most holdable hands.

brandon clement 

Brandon is loyal and loving he will love you forever if he loves you .you are a lucky woman when he falls he falls fast and hard he will ride and die for you he will make you feel like a queen he has a large penis he works hard and know how to treat a woman he is respectful and gas no kids isn't on probation and is attracted to blonds with blue grey eyes has 7sisters no brothers is family oriented and doesn't care about anyone but his partner she is the only opinion that madders to him he cares about getting his woman off before getting himself off
That Brandon clement boy is so wierd
brandon clement by Brandon clement December 30, 2024

Brandon Billiot 

The one and only true Billiot which hails from slidell.you may find a few of his descendants running around but their kinda like demons doin his bidding you'll know the true Brandon Billiot when you meet him. His smile will light up the Sun rays to heaven.
Damn Brandon Billiot done Fucked my bitch

Not again Brandon Billiot

Brandon Mendoza 

A man who enjoys to hang out with his significant other, play valorant, and loves to be with Olivo!
Oh man look it’s Brandon Mendoza
Brandon Mendoza by Alex Loza January 14, 2025