Handsome mischievous guy.
Has the kind of smile and eyes to make you go crazy. He makes you feel all jittery
And nervous because he is confident , and
Will make any women want to look his way. Brandon has almost dark brown black hair and dark eyes. Handsome as hell.
Has the kind of smile and eyes to make you go crazy. He makes you feel all jittery
And nervous because he is confident , and
Will make any women want to look his way. Brandon has almost dark brown black hair and dark eyes. Handsome as hell.
“That’s Brandon” guy on the bus that’s always making the driver Lorraine go crazy...
“Wow. He’s handsome as fuck!” Wish I could drive him crazy...” Haha
“Wow. He’s handsome as fuck!” Wish I could drive him crazy...” Haha
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by LillieGazillie November 14, 2021
Get the Brandon Zachary mug.To go into a hissy fit or stop working correctly, usely performed by computers or iPads, it began in Europe with a woman named Grace Cinnel, who's ex, Brandon Smith, was extremely bad with iPads and repeatedly made them crash, so she adopted the phrase, Don't chuck a Brandon.
Person 1 - "I just started downloading My Little Pony!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"
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by Kouch_Potato7 February 25, 2024
Get the Brandon Chong mug.Brandon Boxley is a hero for all proud EDL members across the Midlands. He has protected his house from all fags in a 50 mile radius by chopping all their dicks off. In addition to to this he has had sex with every women in the West Midlands, at the same time. The man has achieved incredible feats like lasting for hours at a time and just a single glance or whiff of his magnificent smell will immediately attract all women in a 10 mile radius to him.
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