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boner armor

James had just put on his boner armor, so now he can slide it in.
by Robbness January 24, 2018
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Boner M.

A Eurodicksco group consisting of 4 Caribbean sluts and 1 mofo.

Their songs gave everyone in the 70’s boners (hence their name) with their catchy music.

They were known for their hit song Asspootin, which’s about the Russian leader Asspootin, a.k.a. the original Vladimir Pootin.
They were also known for their songs Ma. Fucker as well as the 1st 2 songs on their album Oceans of Fantasy such as El Slut and Gotta Go Hoe (which’s a cover of Hello Bummelbahn by Nighttrain).
Ben: I Wanna listen to some real music.
Gregory: Well then have you listened to Boner M.
Ben: I haven’t thought about them.
Gregory: You’ll love them, they made Eurodicksco music.
Ben: Ok.
Gregory: Well what do you think.
Ben: My favorite song is Asspootin.
Gregory: Great.
Ben: I wish they made more music.
Gregory: Me too.
Ben: All we have is poosic from crappers.
Gregory: Well yeah.
by gregben March 24, 2022
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Boner Apron

A personal protective device designed to conceal rage boners.
My co-worker REALLY pissed me off today. Luckily, I was wearing my boner apron so no one could see just how angry I was.
by Garf144 June 22, 2020
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Boner Riser

to have your magic stick stand up or rise up when seeing a hot chick.
There was no boner risers at the last PTA meeting.
by redraider67 March 13, 2015
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Sparkly Boner

Ignorant indulgence in whale sex followed by contemplation of self worth and visions of unicorns
How do you get your sparkly boner?

I was born with it.
by 64950 November 21, 2010
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Misery Boner

The sexual arousal derived from experiencing or watching others experience misery.

To enjoy one's own misery or that of others.

Synonym: Schadenfreude
John got a misery boner when Wade failed to get into Mechanical Engineering.
by WCAVSTECH May 4, 2019
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boner grub

When a man is horny beyond compare and a woman of any bangable level passed by and the impulse is to bang. She becomes boner grub
Yo bro do you see that boner grub over there? She’s a freaking 10 out of ten

Ya I’d pork her... she’s boner grub for sure
by Robreinerth1998 September 28, 2019
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