pee timid

when someone is pee shy and only can pee at home

“Mom, can you pick me up from school? I have to pee.”
“No, just wiz at school. Quit being pee timid!”

by turdmuffin8 May 01, 2024

Pee Pee Pads

Miniature cotton wool pads used for dabbing the end of your Disco Stick to prevent Damp Pant.

Ron's wet crotch suggests he's fresh out of Pee Pee Pads

by Credit To The Nation September 13, 2023

Slippy Pee Pee

When one's little peter gets super wet, one cannot grab a hold of it.

Oh no! My wee-wee got wet! Now I've got a slippy pee pee!

by BalloonHandler February 17, 2024

pee puddle

...........Something you don't wanna find under your sheets when you wake up.........

Woman: *yawn*
Woman: *looks at sheets*
Woman: God damn it! I shouldn't of held it!
Woman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Neighbor: SToP C^nT I'm TryNa Sleep!
Woman: ok geez-
Woman: Ew the pee puddle stinks! I should of went to the bathroom.... but it was 3am when the ghost comes around!

by BubblyBussingStarbursts September 25, 2021

Blind pee shot

(noun) Unable to see the target when taking the driver out for a whizz. Popularised by golfers with large beer bellies.

I always spray it everywhere from a blind pee shot.

by Edo77 April 24, 2025

pee on poop

peeing on poop is a way to hate on poop while in the bathroom, you poop first then pee on top of it so the poop can die.

aimee is peeing on poop rn its so loud! shes gonna come out the bathroom and tell EVERYONE

pee on poop always and forever

by aimzies August 02, 2021

The peeing river snort

When a female is upside and she pisses it goes down her body and snorts it

I told my friend if we should try The peeing river snort and it’s not bad

by vdeaDreamv January 08, 2021