Poo noodle

When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination
I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.
by Wick May 14, 2023
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Poo Noodle

Firstly, you simply raw dog somebody in the ass that hasn’t taken a shit in a while. Once you’re done you take your dick out of their ass and piss into their mouth. Poo in the shape of tiny noodles will come out of your urethra into their mouth.
Yo bro, you shoulda seen it last night. I raw dogged some bitch at a house party and then pissed into her mouth. Poo noodles came out!
by Xpenix99 January 12, 2021
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Noodle dick

A very thin dick.
Jack:man i hate you!

George:at least i dont have a Noodle dick.
by Xxxtentacles October 23, 2018
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Noodle sack

its a sack of noodles.. like a type of dumpling but filled with noodles... so basically pasta in pasta
Chinese man: How may i take your order prease?
Customer: Ye prease, i want to order 20 noodle sacks

Chinese man: You want some sweet/sour sauce with that?
Customer: Yes prease. Ting tong Tank you i cya in 2 minutes
by Ramin2017 October 26, 2017
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When a wizard (harry) turns ur dick into a noodle, this is what he'll say.
"sKiDaDle sKIdoODle uR dICk iS noW a nOoDLe" ~Harry

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle
by Cheesy Mein April 19, 2018
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deuche noodle

Is an insult used for a girl that needs to deuche.
Are we at the aquarium or is she a deuche noodle?
by LiL. O. April 12, 2008
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