Free head day

On December 3rd its national free head day for the boys

Hey Scott its national free head day lemme give you sloppy

by pre.ium December 3, 2020

Dick-grabbed-free

When she has the hands that can grab dick with might, but you lack such an asset.

Male 1: Mane, she was slurping me up, she had the meanest grip on it too!
Male 2: Dang, bro. I ain't that in a minute. I'm dick-grabbed-free

by zozeyety November 27, 2020

free marketplace of ideas

Any place on the internet where people like to engage in political debate, sometimes even when that site isn't suitable for such discourse, like twitter or the youtube comment section.

Stop hiding behind your private account and debate me in the free marketplace of ideas!

by 2F5L-5XG December 29, 2020

free dog water

when your so trash, your even free.

"dude, bill is totally free dog water!"

by skipper42-69 January 20, 2021

Free-meal Bitch

Someone you only goes on a date with you to get something materialistic out of it.
For example a free dinner.

A: Aren't you going out with Jessie this week?

B: No I found out she is a Free-meal Bitch

by I_like_wet_bread July 16, 2022

Celebrity Free Pass

It’s a deal between you and your lover that if one of y’all met a celebrity and had the chance to sleep with them you would and your lover or you cannot get angry because you had a Celebrity Free Pass.

Lover: You cheated on me!?

You: With Scarlett Johansson which is my celebrity free pass.

Lover: oh…ok then

by Kokichiis April 25, 2022

Naughty Free Pass

The six days of the year you can be naughty without risk of getting on Santa's naughty list. Santa only cares whether you've been naughty or nice *this year,* which means it only applies starting 1/1 and ending 12/25. From 12/26 thru 12/31, all behavior warranting placement on the naughty list is forgiven, giving you a Naughty Free Pass.

Happy day 1 of the Naughty Free Pass!!!!!

by Pialinist December 26, 2021