by TheMaverick September 7, 2020

Dylan has the smallest dick in the world. Literally, he has to use something to magnify it just to see it. Also, he is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet in your life. They are extremely gay and like all men. If you ever meet a dylan, shoot them.
by PHd professional name studier March 13, 2022

Dylan is a fun guy, with major gay vibes. He gets with every gay guy.
He's the biggest die hard Taylor Swift fan out there
He's the biggest die hard Taylor Swift fan out there
by PussyDestroyer5 May 11, 2020

Dylan is that one friend that is fun to hangout with but can get annoying. The squad usually hangs out at his house and his mom is super nice. Dylan can be a little creepy and is usually the pedo. Dylan is mentally retarded because all he does is play video games. He’s a virgin
You guys want to hangout at Dylan’s house?
Dylan’s Mom: what would you like to eat?
Dylan: *Doesn’t respond*
Friends: Ughh Dylan can decide
Dyaln: *chooses shitty restaurant that no one wants to eat at/one they ate at last time*
Friends: *cri in the inside*
Dylan’s Mom: what would you like to eat?
Dylan: *Doesn’t respond*
Friends: Ughh Dylan can decide
Dyaln: *chooses shitty restaurant that no one wants to eat at/one they ate at last time*
Friends: *cri in the inside*
by AaravBEAST November 5, 2018

by My dick is the size of zion December 13, 2018

To pull a Dylan is to over react based off of word of mouth information. When the evidence and facts suggest he's been given fraudulent information, the over reaction is the act of not thinking and acting resulting in a Dylan.
Dylan: IF YOU TOUCH MY SISTER EVER AGAIN I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK
Security camera footage: She's lying
The Ex: mhm
Security camera footage: She's lying
The Ex: mhm
by Randybobany September 27, 2020

Dylan is the most drippy person in the hood. Dylan always drip too hard. He is a person who don’t give a f.
by Dopeman01_ November 24, 2021
