Lap child

A tot or toddler

My lap child Is starting pre school

by 459395 May 20, 2023

Chicken nugget Child

Is a annoying/funny person

A peson that is light skin and has a oval head

A child that eats a lot of chicken nuggets

Shut up chicken nugget child

Whitney looks like a chicken nugget child

by Tabiuit November 14, 2018

Any 8 year old child

Devils in disguise that will say comebacks to a joke without even knowing what they are talking about and are full of memes. They will want nothing to do with you and then a second later force a hug onto you and ask for snacks every second of every day...

P1:My child is full of memes and is a little devil
P2: literally Any 8 year old child

by Oreo cat lover September 04, 2022

beat a child day

the one day of the year where you can beat whatever child you choose to beat.

"ayo did you know its beat a child day?"
"nah man i didnt"

by man this honestly sucks September 22, 2022

child pole smoker

When an adult likes to suck cock of a minor.

Bethany is a child pole smoker because she likes to suck her 4yr olds dick

by shtifICare December 22, 2015

Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.

Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022

Child Neglect

Neglecting a child

A woman went to Jail over child neglect

by 459395 June 08, 2023