Jumping the joke

When several people are listening to someone tell a joke and one idiot decides he needs to laugh out loud before the punchline. We all have at least one friend we know that is notorious for jumping the joke.
Dude: ''Look at Tom with that huge dumbass smile on his face.
Guy: ''You know exactly what he's up to. He's jumping the joke in T minus 10.
by Uggsly June 21, 2011
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Cuck Jumping

When you enjoy the art of Cuckolding and morman jump humping. So you become the jump humper for your girl
Bro I called my boy Bryce over last night to get some cuck jumping action in
by Soggy_noodlez September 29, 2021
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Jump nap

When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then falls asleep all while on the toilet
Josh went and took another jump nap while his coworkers were busy
by AnonRS001 April 1, 2022
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Jump-off chick

The chick or side -hoe a dude goes to while running around town doing his thing...she may be his thing!
You know, she's been his jump-off chick since before he and his main girl married!
by Motomama January 25, 2021
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Jumping a beaver dam

When two guys bang in the back of a John boat. They position themselves in a way that makes it appear to others as if they’re about to “jump a beaver dam
Wv man- Look at that skinny dude banging that old bald dude!

Ohio man- we’re “jumping a beaver dam”!
by Brokeback Canada March 28, 2022
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