Turd Bugular

A "Turd Bugular is a person who breaks into someone eles home and breaks or steals all of their shit and procedes to do the person in the ass after he does this and then leaves once he is done with the but rapping.

Someon brok into Bob's house and stole everything he had and before leaving was dond in the ass. True story

by Gan May 17, 2003

turd fuck

too shove shit in a women's pussy, and then fuck her

i love turd fucks

by stefleta September 5, 2003

Turd-Slurpee

A slurpee made of shit. High in fiber

yeah, lemme get a snickers and a turd-slurpee. Kingsize

by Anhedoniac November 22, 2003

Hitler Turd

A dude who dresses, looks, talks, or acts like Hitler. He usually smells like sour kraut or feline semen.

Bob: Dude, you're a Hitler Turd.

Adolf: ESSEN DIE JUDE!!!!!! (eat the jews)

Bob: ...faggot

by elephantscrotum August 17, 2011

turd burgler

a turd burgler is someone who tries to tear down a bathroom stall door wanting to use the toilet, whilst the person in the stall is taking a SHIT!!!

Man Having To Piss-BOOM, BOOM, BOOM-"Let me in, I have to PISS!"
Man In Stall-"I'm shitting you, you-TURD BURGLER!"

by paulsullivan December 28, 2009

Snarky Turd

A blogger or other commentator quick to make shallow, snarky quips but offering nothing of substance or value. A loser that is quick to attack the successful or creative while producing nothing original or of value themselves.

jeffmatthewsisnotmakingthisup.com is sometimes amusing but at the end of the day the author is just a snarky turd.

by Jeff Matthews Snarky Turd June 10, 2011

Turd skank

The worse kind of skank there is. They are so skanky they smell like a shit.

She's suck a turd skank.

by Judge dredd7 June 22, 2011