Turd Bugular

A "Turd Bugular is a person who breaks into someone eles home and breaks or steals all of their shit and procedes to do the person in the ass after he does this and then leaves once he is done with the but rapping.

Someon brok into Bob's house and stole everything he had and before leaving was dond in the ass. True story

by Gan May 18, 2003

turd fuck

too shove shit in a women's pussy, and then fuck her

i love turd fucks

by stefleta September 06, 2003

Turd-Slurpee

A slurpee made of shit. High in fiber

yeah, lemme get a snickers and a turd-slurpee. Kingsize

by Anhedoniac November 22, 2003

Turd programmer

Someone who potty trains or teaches animals, children or adults how to use the bathroom.

That dog has been poopin' all over the house! Dammit, Mable, call in a turd programmer!

by DoctorShockwave January 24, 2009

Turd skank

The worse kind of skank there is. They are so skanky they smell like a shit.

She's suck a turd skank.

by Judge dredd7 May 21, 2011

turd ring

The sphincter muscle of the human anatomy.
Commonly referred to as "the ass-hole"

"Hey darling, tonight im gonna give your 'turd ring' a good
stretching with my dick."

by bgdeee December 05, 2007

The Big Turd

David Cameron's idea to transform his party from an uncaring, money driven party into an uncaring, money driven party whose dirty work is carried out by unpaid serfs.

I want to transfer my turds over to you to clean up. This is what I mean by The Big Turd. It's all about you cleaning up my shit. Your country needs you..... To clean up the shit. This is The Big Turd

by Mr Big Turd October 06, 2010