A "Turd Bugular is a person who breaks into someone eles home and breaks or steals all of their shit and procedes to do the person in the ass after he does this and then leaves once he is done with the but rapping.
Someon brok into Bob's house and stole everything he had and before leaving was dond in the ass. True story
by Gan May 17, 2003
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2.Ej is a turd burglar, look he has some poo on his hands
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Man Having To Piss-BOOM, BOOM, BOOM-"Let me in, I have to PISS!"
Man In Stall-"I'm shitting you, you-TURD BURGLER!"
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