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thats what your mum said

a phrase to follow any word or sentence whether it makes sense or makes u look like a fuckin tool, said whenever someone speaks to you or anyone within hearing distance.
"hey man u comin to the shops"
"thats what ur mum said"
"mate, ur a fuckin tool"
by thats sum funny shit September 11, 2003
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Thats what mole man said

Used in the case when a person has said a phrase in which was not funny, or used lame comedy, but in which they thought was funny themselves, And is replied with thats what mole man said.
Person - What do you call if you cross a kangaroo and a trampoline.... A wooly jumper

2nd Person - Thats what mole man said

Can be shortened to TWMMS, Usually for online use.
by Mini-Coops January 7, 2011
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thats calm

'that's calm' is reference to the feeling you get when you take a chick cinema and they be like £48.75 for 2 popcorn and drinks.
cashier: sir, that'll be £48.75.

you *soul is on 1% battery life*: thats calm
by m0is.t October 4, 2017
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Grundle Toast

When the area between the testes, and the anus is moist yet dry and appears to be crunchy.
by Someone Horrible January 20, 2009
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coma-toast

what happens when you smoke too much good weed.
"ha ha dude, i smoked so much weed last night my brain was coma-toast
by the real max power February 9, 2010
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Avocado Toast Syndrome

Avocado Toast Syndrome: Complaining about the lack of $$ as you buy your daily avocado toast from some faux coffee shop cafe that gets their beans from the same supplier as Dunkin Donuts, while tapping out on your Visa.
"I can't afford to live in NYC anymore, the cost of everything is just killing me!"
"Bruh, you got Avocado Toast Syndrome! Are those avocados organic?"
by MyNameIsGeorgeStone October 21, 2022
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Asian style french toast

A singaporean style french toast is made by rubbing one toast with the chef's dick and balls, so it gets all chill with semen. The other toast is rubbed with the ass so it gets good shitty flavor. This delicacy is particularly enjoyed by people from Singapore and Malaysia.
"hey, did you see the french toast scene in Road Trip? That is an Asian style french toast!"
by chickaboommmm November 15, 2011
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